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This is freaking hilarious. This site has a piece on 31 ways to lace your shoes. Amusing…

My diagrams are all drawn as though looking from the front of the shoe, such that the lower part of the lacing is at the bottom of the diagram, and are colour-coded to make it easier to follow where the lace runs. Generally, the start of the lacing is grey, whilst the lace end that starts on the left side is blue and the end that starts on the right side is yellow. For colour-blind visitors, Blue=Dark=Left, Yellow=Light=Right.

Check it out.

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Tags: Amusing, Shoe Laces, Funny

Here is the transcript from an email exchange between Pheras Hilal, “a journalist/writer from Venture and JO magazines” who asks the folks at Gizmodo:

I’m looking for hi tech gadgets and gizmos to review and write about, so I would appreciate if you can supply with a list of your products attached with high resolution images on a monthly basis. Please do find the time to meet my requests and get back to my e-mail as I require such information asap. Thank you so very much for your time and cooperation. Regards,

Pheras Hilal

What a freakin moron. Please read the entire exchange on Gizmodo.

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Tags: Pheras Hilal, Gizmodo, Lazy Ass, Journalist

During a CNN interview with comedian Lewis Black, he demands that they take down that blasted ticker from the bottom of the screen. Best part…they did it.

Tags: Lewis Black, Comedy, CNN Interview, The Crawl

Back in the day I wanted my folks to get me an ATARI 2600. No such luck however, I did get a ColecoVision. Just as sucky but, I thought it was great back then. Now, J flipped me this YouTube video clip of an ATARI commercial that is just too funny.

Tags: Atari, YouTube, Pole Position Commercial, Funny

This is funny. The Apple NY Store had a bit of a thing when some customers were trapped in the kitchy elevator.

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Tags: Apple Store NY, Mac, Elevator, Whoops, Humour, Humor